I need to know because of reasons :/

Which would the Homestuck trolls like more, grubsauce or faygo?

1: Do you want to have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
It would be nice, I think. Though I’m not the type to actively go out looking for a relationship.

11: Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
I honestly don’t know. I’d like to think so, but I have no relationship experience whatsoever.

17: Will you get married?
Maybe. That all depends on if I ever find myself in a relationship.

Unless of course you’re talking about our planned BK-themed wedding where everything is going to be made of sparkles and ritz and pink, then obviously we’re doing that XD It will be the most fantastic wedding ever to grace this planet.

41: What is your all-time favourite romance movie?
Miss Congeniality, because Gracie Hart is so me :B

45: Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
They can work. I’m mostly talking from experience with long-distance friend relationships, but they can definitely work.

5: Do you chew your straws?
Yes, I do. It’s both a habit and how I tell which drink is mine.

13: Do you believe in love?
Yes, to a point. I mean, it obviously exists. It’s just that it can be very fickle, in my opinion.

20: Do you secretly like someone?
Yes I do.

37: Can you live a day without TV?
I actually can, granted I have other distractions.

I’m roleplaying as Karkat in a game on Dreamwidth and we also have a Signless in the same game, and every time they interact Karkat ends up being a dick to the Signless and I just

I feel like such a bitch XD

I want them to have good cr, really, but Karkat just always ends up getting defensive at him and storming off and not listening to the Signless’ advice.

Damnit Karkat stop being such a douche to your Ancestor he’s trying to help you :| Why can’t you believe in your Ancestor like all the other trolls.

natural-born-idjit:

sidewayscribbles:

exploding orgy of gender anarchy: On Shipping and Fanboys

carororo:

hils-k:

bringmehsomepie:

patheticfangirl:

This is my letter to angry fanboys.

First, let it be known that I love most fanboys. When I go to a con, most…

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striderprovider:

undyingumbridge:

kittyanonymous:

punchingstars:

megaparsecs:

charliere:

UHHHH….

#ok here’s something I’ve been thinking about rose and dave. #all four of the stralondes are pretty sure that they’re going to die fighting to protect their friends #or get old and lonely and drink themselves to death in regret #and they kind of would prefer option a #but dirk and roxy seem to know a lot better than dave and rose that their friends would do the same #i mean obviously both john and jade would throw themselves on a grenade if necessary - but dirk and roxy know they’re on the frontlines by … necessity not choice #they know more they’ve seen more they’re better prepared. #and they’re better motivated they hate the condesce more #and they know if jake and jane were the ones parentless in the future they’d be the ones going down swinging #but rose and dave think they’re cannon fodder #the shitty xerox of their heroic mom/bro #the people  who can’t control themselves or be trusted to find the right way to live past the end of the game #all four of them are wrong - no one needs a strider-lalonde to die least of all the terrifyingly powerful egbert-harleys #but when dirk and roxy go out it’s an act of love and they both know it would be #dave and rose are too terrified to ever admit that’s what they’re doing 

Someone on my dash a little while ago was talking about how they didn’t understand why everyone fixated on the Strider-Lalondes as tragic babies and less on the Egbert-Harleys as tragic? And I couldn’t figure out how to articulate the point that the Egbert-Harleys are just inherently less tragic, no matter what happens to them.

Because yes. John’s dad died and Jade’s grandpa died and she was raised by a god-dog and they both died (more than once). But 

But 

But Rose and Dave truly believe they’re expendable. They’re red shirts. They’re backup for Jade and John, their bodyguards and tech team and portable army. They believe they’re near worthless, not meant to be heroes. That they’re in the game and in this position of power by some sort of cosmic accident. Their Mom and Bro were born to be heroes, not them. 

At least in my mind, Rose and Dave lack a certain amount of belief in their own self-worth.  This is something that Jade and John don’t do. Jade might get upset, and John might have self-esteem issues sometimes (going by his wall scribbles), but they believe in themselves, and in their friends. They have hope for the future, I think, even when there seems to be no possible way out.

Rose and Dave know they are casualties of war waiting to happen. 

FFFFUCK. I’m just gonna sob on the floor in a pile of my feelings okay. Fuckstridelalondesruiningmylifeeeeeee. -gross sobbing-

why are you making me cry

THE NOISE THAT CAME OUT MY MOUTH WAS LIKE AN UPSET PTERODACTYL CRYING OVER ITS BABIES

THATS HOW I FEEL WHEN PEOPLE DISCUS ROSE OR DAVE OK OR THE STRILONDES I JUST

UPSET

PTERODACTYL NOISES

i feel like somebody hocked a big sad loogie on my emotions

scratcher-cat:

deletethestars:

averyvoidingheir:

tipsybutt:

pyrope-sexual:

resplendentgalaxies:

mossdeepcity:

soujizz:

sensorium139:

estearisa:

Tales of the Abyss: You play as the photocopy of an aristocrat who loves his master and travels with his companions who he initially hates. He then has a change of heart and he has to stop his master who’s angry about the fall of angel island.

Tales of Graces F: You play some dimwit and with his friends which include a little emotionless girl , a whiney obsessive girl that gets in the way of the yaois, an obviously gay prince, the dimwit’s tsundere brother, an old guy that makes everything perverted and a “genius” who has a creepy obsession with touching the little girl. The game is basically finding out how “magical” friendship is. It’s like My little pony the JRPG. 

persona 3: you walk up stairs at night

mother 3: you run around with your dog, a cripple, and a tomboy and beat up a fat kid and half your family dies.

trauma center: a game in which you are an underaged doctor with a bitch assistant and who has to blow up diseases with lasers and diffuse bombs using a scalpel

Animal Crossing: You move into a town full of gross furries and you are dirt poor. Your mother left you nothing more than the shirt on your back and the promise to write you every several blue moons. Soon you miraculously own a shitty shack of a house and owe a near-naked tanuki your soul for the entire duration of your life that never ends.

Assassin’s Creed 2: You play as a main character who gets maybe a total of 45 minutes of screentime. Otherwise, you play as a guy who’s brothers and father get hanged, gets his home stolen from him, is reduced to nothing, and is shouldered with the responsibility of joining a mysterious secret society that he knew nothing about until the night before all of his male relatives were jailed. The guards are all out to get you, and to top it all off, your sister is whiny and annoying and your mother goes into a catatonic state.

The Sims 3: So you can make people and make them do stuff

like whoo i’m going to get a job fuuuunnnnn

oh man i’m hungry I’mma drink this juice

decorate my house with mirrors and useless junk

oh wait did that bitch just steal my flamingo lawn decoration 

fuck her

oh wow i met some person who’s dumb and and unemployed and lives with their mom lets get married and have babies who pee in the baby potty but a puddle of pee shows up on the floor anyway gotta mop up that rank shit

and the butterflies and the rocks and the seeds wOOOoooooOooooooOoOo

Minecraft: ok so its sort of like virtual legos with 8bit graphics. When you start out you have to punch trees to get wood and then you use the wood to make an ax to cut down more trees then you make a pickaxe so you can tunnel endlessly for iron and diamonds but you’ll maybe find 5 diamonds in your whole life, also, creepers will explode and ruin EVERYTHING you love

but its a really fun game  

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky

You were a human and shit but now because of some bitchass guy you meet after the main plot you’re a Pokemon. And holy shit Pokemon can talk who knew? And yeah In your world time is controlled by gears apparently and even the worst of bad guys don’t steal them. Then they get stolen, and it turns out the person who is stealing them is your friend except you don’t realize it at first and try to attack. Then you get this heartwarming thing where your classmates/guildmates whatevers side with you because that’s what friends are for blah blah I’ve heard it all before, so you go to this tower where time is really being controlled. Then your friend gets sent back to the future, you know you’re gonna die.

And then you die.

Okami: You play as a dog and make a mess everywhere

Nope, sorry. Nice try though, anon.

red-blooded-asshole:

davestridersironicgirlfriend:

jerrymojo2:

amateurcatalyst:

I JUST LOST ALL MY SHIT XD

i dont know what i was expECTING BUT IT WAS NOT THAT OH MY GOD

i love this

okay yeah this made me grin

This update is great and all.

But wouldn’t it be funny if the pre-scratched Sufferer never actually gets his name revealed? Like, ever in the comic? So that we never know either the pre- or post-scratched name for the Sufferer?

That would just be such a troll move wouldn’t it.